Ingredients:
500,000 lbs chocolate
50,000 cups cheese
500 gallons hot sauce
10 cups ketchup
20 cups mustard
5 cups mayonnaise
1000 bags chocolate chips
1000 bags raisins
500 gallons milk
10,000 boxes Twinkies
5,000 carrots
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cups sugar
555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555 cups brown sugar
1,000 cups salt
5,000 cups pepper
10,000,000 cups dead bugs
5,000,000 cups dead mice
1,000,000 cups dead rats
500,000 cups dead cats
100,000 cups dead dogs
50,000 cups dead alligators
25,000 cups dead crocodiles
10,000 cups dead fish
5,000 dead dolphins
1,000 cups dead dinosaurs
500 cups dead sharks
100 cups dead whales
50 cups dead bears
10 cups dead gorillas
5 cups dead elephants
1 cup dead camel
5,000 cups love
500,000,000 lbs caramel
100 cups peanut butter
50 cups strawberry jelly
25 cups grape jelly
10 cups graham crackers
5 cups crackers
1 cup tomatoes
100 cups marshmallows
100 cups mushrooms
250 cups sand
250 cups snow
500 cups grass
500 cups leaves
100 cups pencils
100 cups pens
10,000 cups $100 bills
10,000 cups $50 bills
10,000 cups $20 bills
10,000 cups $10 bills
10,000 cups $5 bills
10,000 cups $1 bills
5,000 cups quarters
5,000 cups dimes
5,000 cups nickels
5,000 cups pennies
10,000 cups pieces of paper
10,000 cups strawberries
10,000 cups bananas
10,000 cups cherries
10,000 cups grapes
10,000 cups honeydew
10,000 cups apples
10,000 cups pears
10,000 cups kiwis
10,000 cups star fruit
10,000 cups cantaloupe
10,000 cups pineapple
10,000 cups oranges
10,000 cups watermelon
10,000 cups mangoes
10,000 cups nectarines
10,000 cups peaches
10,000 cups plums
10,000 cups raspberries
10,000 cups asparagus
9,000 cups broccoli
8,000 cups cauliflower
7,000 cups celery
6,000 cups eggplant
5,000 cups avocados
4,000 cups parsnips
3,000 cups turnips
2,000 cups potatoes
1,000 cups onions
500 cups black olives
100 cups green olives
50 cups sweet pickles
25 cups dill pickles
10 cups cucumbers
5 cups green peppers
1 cup red peppers
50 cups oi
l25 cups water
10 cups boiling water
5 cups freezing water
1 cup apple juice
5 cups cranberry juice
10 cups orange juice
10 cups nutmeg
10 cups cinnamon
25 cups butter
50 cups dirt
Baking Directions:
Mix all of the ingredients in a 999,999,999 inch by 999,999,999 inch mixing bowl. Preheat oven to 500,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and bake cookies for 999,999,999 hours. You also need to play the bongo drums with Donkey Kong, and sell propane with Hank Hill in order for the cookies to come out right.
Warning: Ingesting any of these cookies may put you in the hospital for a period of 10-20 years.
Makes 1 Cookie.
bon appetit
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