How do I make decent eggs? Let's assume that I am 5 and I am really bad at making sunny side up eggs.

Please help me make my eggs taste more delicious

• I got a bunch of eggs
• Olive Oil
• Canola Oil
• No Salt Butter
• Dried Chopped Onions
• Granulated Garlic
• Kosher Salt
• Peppercorn

bon appetit