I'm going to do something incredibly stupid, and I'll need your guidance to get through this...

I'm planning to make a french bread pot pie pizza!

And I'm a terrible cook so the pot pies will be the cheap little premade ones.

I was just gonna take a french bread loaf, take a knife, cut it in half, put maybe 3 or 4 pot pies on it, cover that in some cheese ( not sure what kind, but I've been advised that cheddar might work) and on top of that, some diced up cold cuts, like ham and turkey.

What is stupid about this and what can I do to fix it so it goes the way I want it to?

Thanks to anyone who helps me with this stupid idea.

bon appetit