Homemade Ranch (regular and spicy versions)

• 1 cup of mayo
• 1/2 cup of sour cream
• 4 tablespoons of milk
• 1 tablespoon of parsley
• 1 teaspoon of salt
• 1 teaspoon of pepper
• 1 teaspoon of garlic powder
• 1 teaspoon of onion powder
• 1/2 teaspoon of dill
• 1/2 teaspoon of chives

To make it spicy, add:

• 1 and 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
• 1 and 1/2 teaspoon Tabasco sauce

Stir the bejesus out of it and voila!

bon appetit